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P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

ARACHNOLOGY AU! JUMPING SPIDERS OF COSTA RICA. THOR’S GOLIATH BIRD-EATING TARANTULA IS NAMED MJOLNIR.

Thor, Sif and the Warriors Three are all budding arachnologists who meet in grad school in…

WHAT IS THIS.  I DON’T EVEN.  I JUST.  CANNOT.  HAVE LOST ABILITY TO CAN.

I’ve loved spiders FOREVER and look t gifs and videos of jumping spiders to cheer myself up when I am sad because THEY ARE ADORBS.  Also all the people from the movie will appear except that the ones who are American are now Canadian, and with the school (Jane is now co-head of department with Eric [who remains presumably Swedish], and granted they are like THE ENTIRE ARACHNOLOGY DEPARTMENT and have never had to deal with FIVE WHOLE GRADMONKEYS AT ONE TIME before and it is awesome.  [Also Skype With Heimdall] and AAAAAAALLLLSOOOO Mjolnir is totally a free-range tarantula in Thor’s apartment.  HE BUILDS RADIATOR COVERS OUT OF PLANKS SO THAT HIS SPIDER WILL NOT GET ALL CRISPY FROM CRAWLING ON THE RADIATORS. )

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON BUT I LIKE IT.

Spiders are for squishing. They can live if they STAY AWAY FROM ME AND EAT BUGS NICELY. Though I admit jumping spiders are not super creepy and kinda hilarious but still no. ALL THE GRADMONKEYS. THOR BEING PROTECTIVE OF MJOLNIR TEH SPIDER. I APPROVE OF ALL OF THIS. 

TRUTH:  The only particular venomous spider in the upper midwest is the Black Widow — we’re out of range of the hobo spider and the brown recluse, and the best thing to do with them is catch and release.  or overturned-jar-yell-for-help-and-release.

also OMG THEY WILL HAVE TO TAKE A FIELD TRIP TO AUSTRALIA EVENTUALLY.  DANGEROUS FAUNA.  THINGS THAT CAN EAT YOU.  SPIDERSSSSSSS.

JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN’T KILL ME DOENS’T ME THEY AREN’T STILL SCARY. Though current roommate is a jar and release type so I am all to happy to yelp and then back away for him to deal with.

OMG YEEEEEEES. ADVENTURE! 

I’m the same way about high places — just because a 4’ fall won’t kill me doesn’t mean I want to be standing ALL THE WAY UP THERE.

I have to remind myself sometimes that not everyone loves creepy crawly things the same way I do.  (HOUSE SCORPIOOOONSSSSS OMG SO MANY LEGGIES.)

I LOVE HIGH PLACES. Anytime I visit a thing and they are like’ WOULD YOU LIKE TO HIKE UP THESE TINY STAIRS TO GO TO THE TIPPY TOP?’ I am already running up them so I may lean over the edge and glee about how high up I am.

Creepy crawlies and snakes are not my friends, they are terrifying. (OMG OMG OMG NOOOOOOOOO)

I got a snake for my eighth birthday, and am in the market for a bb boa constrictor in the mean time because CONSTREEEEEEECTOOOOOOOR.

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